My neural networks ache so much...
I am full of anger...
I shall grow my hair long, stay unwashed and worship a small wooden statue of Elvis until the King himself comes back from the Dead and solves my earthly problems...
...or I'll just work more and harder...
...apparently there are 1.x (where x is a number that varies) women for every man on this planet (not counting gay people). What I want to know is which pompous-son-of-a-rabid-mollusc has my 1.x women.
I want my 1.x women back damn it! I'll even settle for the 1, you can keep the .x (really, I'm monogamous, but not on Saturdays).
I like dookie...
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