Paranormal Inactivity

Demonoid.com RAWKS!!!
I've finished reading Pitt and now I'm slowly (yet steadily) reading my way through the 150 first issues of Spawn...
Losing fundamental cognitive processes, brain... failing... must... get... nachos... poop... can't... finish... sentences...
Anyway, I've passed my Master's, THANK FUCK, cause that would have been a waste of a year otherwise.
Now onwards to the PhD. WELCOME TO DOOKIELAND!!! Where you get to deal with all kinds of fucked up academics that don't give a rat's ass whether you're having fun or not! woopie...
Oh the joy, the rapture...
MASTODON and TOOL are coming to the motherland on December, this will rock my socks off!!! It will be so fucking epic! Oh my Southern Lord please help my little black heart contain the happiness, I might explode. I might post the pictures here afterwards. MASTODON and TOOL RAWK!!!

It's been a while...

I realised yesterday that people can be quite dumb...
I know I'm stating the obvious again and no I'm not a misanthrope but sometimes I am surprised by the amount of stupidity some people can dish out.
There is a whole cult of people that argue about how the WTC was "really" brought down and whole sets of arguments and counterarguments, some scientific some pseudoscientific and some plain stupid, and I have to admit I almost got caught up into that because I believe there is something more than what we are lead to believe.
However, noone seems to notice (or maybe someone does but they're not saying anything) that this is pretty convenient isn't it? We all start to argue about the melting point of steel or structural jargon and we avoid asking other more important questions like: can we honestly believe that the most powerful nation on the planet (it's unfortunate but it's true) was caught while sleeping and was too numb to react? can we honestly believe that all the nations that the USA has bombed the fuck out of in the past few decades actually desired such intervention?
... and other unsettling questions like that.

So, the next time somebody tells me to respect the memory of the victims of 911, I will stop, stare, tell them to fuck off and promptly ask them when was it they last shed a tear about the Iraqi children that died because of diarrhea after the Gulf invasion in '91 or the Afghani people that get shot while trying to make a living by growing opium poppies.

I'm tired of this power game, can we play something else?

It's over... finally.

I've finished with my MSc and my dissertation was handed in.
I'm free. Kind of.
Time to get intoxicated. Just bring it.

-I will not rest until every dickhead is launched off this planet and into the core of the sun. Me

Summer Bloody Summer

Aahhh! August... drenched in blood... lovely...
Fuckin' tired, holding on the last dredges of my strength in order to finish...
Then I'm going to sleep for a week, roll over and sleep for another one week...
And a final wish for all people that through intent or ignorance make our lives worse: I hope your summers become shorter and your winters harsher, may you all suffer everything you have imposed on us.
Oh, and whoever thought it would be a good idea to give students work during the summer, fuck you asshole!

Can somebody clean this monkey shit please?

Right. So what can I say that hasn't been said better than the people in Lebanon writing in their blogs. What else can I say without sounding gratuitous or like a crazed fundamentalist or even an antisemite. I know. Fuck what you think. Fuck Israel and every single Israeli who justifies this in any way. Fuck you, you are wrong, you neo-Nazi scumfucks, you will die the death you deserve. You will die in the hands of a raging muslim shiite 'martyr'. He wont go to heaven or anything. But wherever he goes, he'll fucking take you with him.
Fuck you USA. Fuck your Mr. President. Fuck your slow, fat, dumb, ignorant, guilt-free citizens. You are one of the wealthiest nations in the world and instead of educating yourselves and others, you kill yourselves and others. Fuck you, you deserve whatever happens to you. I hope one day every NRA member will lay hard on the handgun they keep under their pillow and blow their miniscule brains out. I hope the god you believe in exists and fuckin' hates you.
Fuck the American Jews that protest without even knowing what they're protesting about. CNN is not news you fuckwits. It's filtered according to republican/conservative/cunt opinions until it becomes a twisted shade of reality. Pizza for soldiers? You fucking shitholes! When was the last time you cared about what an african child has for dinner? Fuck african children. When was the last time you bought a pizza for a hobo? Pizza for a soldier... You make me sick! I hope all the pizzas get through, get salmonela and all your soldiers get food poisoning. Cunts.
Fuck you Europe. Fuck you for mumbling shit about cease-fire. You should be shouting 'Genocide!'.
Fuck everyone who shows pictures of Israeli children. Fuck you. When did the life of an Israeli child become more valuable than that of a Lebanese or Palestinian child?
Fuck you UN. Fuck you for being a puppet and a walk-on part when you should have been the master and lead-role. Your silence and awkwardness embarasses me. Your role was to prevent countries from invading other countries. You failed. You are useless. Fuck you.
Fuck every single soldier who believes and fights for the lame-ass excuses of all those who perform inequities.
Fuck every single motherfucking cuntish scumfuck who puts the pictures of bloody children, crying mothers, panic-stricken people and shattered lives and dreams in my reality. Fuck you. I didn't ask for this you fucking cunts!
But I'm not going to bitch and moan, I'm going to binge and purge. If push comes to shove. If this becomes bigger. I'll fuckin' fight too. For all the injustices.
Remember, judge for yourselves, don't believe what they tell you, in fact don't believe me. Find out for yourself. If you've got more than half a brain cell you'll see this is an invasion. Crime in the global scale. And like all criminals Israel must be punished.
Fuck you...

Monkey Poo pt. 2 ...

Where was I? Right! So, we got an argument started about whether riot-police (which shall henceforth be known as C.O.P.S. or Cream Of the Putrid Scumfucks) are actually any better or worse than, say, the anarchists that fling Molotov cocktails at cars, shops, banks and trash cans. Let's get some things straight, yes, anarchists are better people than COPS and not just because they treat most of the rest of us a lot better than cops (anarchists are by definition nicer to immigrants, working class people, women, children, gay people and countless other social groups) but because when they protest they are violent towards inanimate stuff (they rarely/never hurt any people, and when I say people I don't include COPS, when you beat people for a living you forfeit the right to be considered human) whereas COPS hurt people with prejudice and cold calculation. Starting with that as a constant (nobody has so far managed to convince me that any riot-policeman is actually a real person), me and my friend argued about who's fault it was when 'incidents' started. In the pictures I saw there was clearly one of the COPS grabbing his balls while shouting something at the protesters. The same cunt was later shown with his buddy-COPS beating a female protester on the back of the head while holding his batton upside down (ie. so he could hit her with the harder, wooden part instead of the still-quite-hard, rubber part), now I don't know about your country, but in this country that's called intent to murder or at least GBH. That scumfuck, that putrid, cock-sucking, shit-crawling, gonorhea infested piece of rancid mucus is meant to protect us, that was his job, that's what he gets paid to do, that's the kind of power we trust him with and he betrayed us. That's the perfect word for what he did. Betrayal. I don't care about the anarchists, they can burn all the fuckin' banks in the world for all I care, they're stealing our money anyway. What I care about is that these inferior human beings (that's fuckin right prejudice is the word) have been trusted with the sacred duty of protecting the people that cannot do it themselves and they betray them. And in all law systems of all time and space (that we know of) betrayal is punishable by one way and one way only, death. That's right, that guy, the one in the pictures in the newspapers (oh how I hope he's reading this or at least someone that knows him) should die, nothing fancy or extravagant, no torturing or slow and painful death, he doesn't deserve that kind of attention. He doesn't even deserve a bullet through the brain. He should die the old-fashioned way. Slit his fucking throat with the top of a rusty tin-can.
And now on a lighter vein. What the fuck is up the world's ass? Can't anyone see that the Israeli are just fucking over everyone that is around them and muslim? What the fuck? And no I don't hate Jews, not the ones that are opposed to this shit anyway. But I suppose that's the prerogative and privilege you get when you're USA's little cock-whore (yes that's right, you too Turkey), you get a carte-blanche and can fuck with anyone with practically no consequences whatsoever. GODDAMN IT!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!! I don't actually believe this will stop the war in Lebanon and Palestine but I had to get it on the outside.
Motherfuckers are gonna start WW3. I am so full of anger...

Monkey poo...

I'm stuck... nothing will come out... well, lots of things come out actually, but they're all irrelevant to what I'm doing and trying to achieve... Ultra dookie...
To whom it may concern: Can I have an epiphany, please? (I know they're bad for your heart but can I have one anyway?)
Two days ago (Sunday afternoon) I had a vivid argument (just words no punches) with one of my best friends about politics (again). I saw a picture (or rather four) of a riot-police scumfuck (I love them so much I want to strangle them and piss on their graves) provoking protesters and beating them up, violently...

Tourette's

Lick my pussyasscockshit...
There, I said it, it's out in the open...
On to more important stuff (that involve things).
I have come to believe (and I base this on absolutely no evidence at all) that every human being (probably every living thing) has a neural network somewhere in its nervous system that makes it think it is the proverbial shiznit. I feel I should comment further on that, however, someone has said the things I want to say far better than I ever could (and this happens often) :
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying, organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. -Tyler Durden
To put it more bluntly (oh yeah, that's the pride), YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL!!! Pull your head out of your ass (I bet you can see your own tonsils) and start listening to what other people have to say. Accept no teachers (noone can teach you better than yourself) but always remember that someone will be smarter and more right than you, so listen to what they have to say even if you don't agree with it or like it. You're not special, noone is. I know your mummy told you you are, so did mine, but she's your mummy, she's biased.
A different, more optimistic approach is that we're all special, which is a different way of saying: noone is. Either way, if you think you're the shit, think again and remove the definite article.
I know I might sound bitter, cruel and heartless but that's probably because I am, so there...
In the end, even if you agree with me or I agree with you the fact remains that our opinions (and everybody else's of course) are almost entirely inconsequential. Remember that even if you can convince someone that your opinion or way of viewing things is right (I'm so happy for you) it doesn't necessarily make it so. It doesn't make it so even if you manage to convince every single sentient entity in the entirety of all existence. So kindly sit back, relax, have a nice cup of shut-the-fuck-up and listen to what other people have to say instead of just waiting for your turn to speak.
Kisses and hugs from a pissed off cunt.

AAAARRGGGHH!! MY BRAAAAIAIIIINS!!!

My neural networks ache so much...
I am full of anger...
I shall grow my hair long, stay unwashed and worship a small wooden statue of Elvis until the King himself comes back from the Dead and solves my earthly problems...
...or I'll just work more and harder...
...apparently there are 1.x (where x is a number that varies) women for every man on this planet (not counting gay people). What I want to know is which pompous-son-of-a-rabid-mollusc has my 1.x women.
I want my 1.x women back damn it! I'll even settle for the 1, you can keep the .x (really, I'm monogamous, but not on Saturdays).

I like dookie...

One minute of white noise...

Let's all mourn for the unheard...
A tribute to the posts and messages that never get commented or answered...
So many people, so many words yet noone shuts up and listens...
It's generation X all over again...

Wrong, wrong, wrong...

I am in the center of a shit-storm, it's so calm...
Up and down in a flimsy little boat in a raging sea, admiring the view...
I've created a god, I've created a monster...

Look up!

Up and to the left, where the blogger icon is... it's the evil kitty! SATAN's kitty! Apparently it's international Slayer day today. Well 'I'll kill you and your dreams tonight, begin new life, bleed your death upon me, let your bloodline feed my youth'.

I have a story to say...

That I do...

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Who's yo daddy! (That's me!)

Damn you!

Digital spawn of Satan OBEY ME!!!

IT DOES!

Curses and damnations!

Does it still lie?

Does it?

My blog's clock lies...

It does...

What is this child doing?

Oooooooh! Biscuits!
Keep the neurons away from me! AWAY!!!
I'm getting hazy again... I'm done for today... FACK OFF!!!
Put the keyboard down boy... Everybody here loves you, you're in a safe place...

How to make a Molotov cocktail...

This is my first usefull post so far...
Short answer: Get an empty beer bottle and fill it with 50% petrol and 50% engine oil. Shove a petrol-drenched piece of cloth in the bottle's neck. Light. Fling.
Long answer: The term Molotov cocktail covers a great number of incendiary devices. Any kind of breakable container will do but beer bottles are probably the best bet. In the container there are usually two agents, the first is highly flammable (for obvious reasons) and the second viscous (for sticking on stuff). This means that you can make a Molotov cocktail with petrol and juice concentrate or petrol and liquid soap or cheap alcohol and engine oil. Make your own combinations, experiment. Watch 'em burn baby...

Leeches...

Mmm,bloodsucking parasites... always nice to find one on you. This is the bloodsucking parasite I have blessed the online community with. It will ooze its acidic digestive enzymes and suck up the liquid remains. I HAVE COME FOR YOUR FIRSTBORN!!!

It's ALIVE!!!It's ALIVE!!!!

Hear the beckoning of my crusty revenge! This blog is ALIVE...