This is the best version of The Aristocrats I have had the dubious pleasure to hear. Enjoy.
Radio Pirate Artichoke
Randomly spreading the Disease via Shoutcast. The best thing since anthrax, plastic explosives or funny smelling anarchists. Better than any kind of biochemical or nuclear WMD. Because it actually exists. Get it? It exists. Haha, fucking hilarious. Anyway, Radio Pirate Artichoke. Hooray for childhood dreams that come true. Space word.
Spore Creature Creator: pt 3
In order to strengthen my dark master's campaign for the upcoming presidential elections, I have produced a creature in Spore Creature Creator that resembles his Dark Majesty. Cthulhu for President.
It's only funny if it's in metric...
Right. So me and some friends that I haven't seen for some time, got together and were talking smack. And we came up with the singular, most effective way to ruin your child's life. And make them hate you. Forever and ever. And ever. And this is by giving them the appropriate name. Now listen as I impart my wisdom. This is our imaginary child's full name:
Fontleroy Felix Edward Lloyd Arthur Titus Ignatius Optimus Smythe-Boddington.
or as known by friends: Font F.E.L.A.T.I.O. Smythe-Boddington.
Go on. Ruin your child's life.
Fontleroy Felix Edward Lloyd Arthur Titus Ignatius Optimus Smythe-Boddington.
or as known by friends: Font F.E.L.A.T.I.O. Smythe-Boddington.
Go on. Ruin your child's life.
He has come for your firstborn
This is a gameplay video of Diablo III. Oh yeah. You heard. Glory and approbation to Diablo, Lord of Terror and Leader of the Three.
Here is part 1:
and here is part 2:
Gorge yourselves my filthy poopminions!
Meat Puppets - Lake of Fire
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
Wont see 'em again till the 4th of July
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a lake of fire and fry
Wont see 'em again till the 4th of July
Leila the Hijacker
Leila Khaled was born in 1944 in Haifa, then part of the British Mandate of Palestine. Khaled's family fled to Lebanon during the 1948 Palestinian exodus, leaving her father behind. At the age of 15, Khaled became one of the first to join the radical pan-Arab Arab Nationalist Movement, originally started in the late 1940s by George Habash, then a medical student at the American University of Beirut. The Palestinian branch of this movement became the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine after the 1967 Six-Day War.
On August 29, 1969 Khaled was part of a team that hijacked TWA Flight 840 on its way from Rome to Athens, diverting the Boeing 707 to Damascus. She claims she ordered the pilot to fly over Haifa, so she could see her birthplace, which she could not visit. No one was injured, but the aircraft was blown up after hostages had disembarked. According to some media sources, the PFLP leadership thought that Yitzhak Rabin, the Israeli ambassador to the United States would be on board. This was however denied by Leila Khaled and others. After this hijacking, Khaled underwent the first of several plastic surgeries intended to conceal her identity.
On August 29, 1969 Khaled was part of a team that hijacked TWA Flight 840 on its way from Rome to Athens, diverting the Boeing 707 to Damascus. She claims she ordered the pilot to fly over Haifa, so she could see her birthplace, which she could not visit. No one was injured, but the aircraft was blown up after hostages had disembarked. According to some media sources, the PFLP leadership thought that Yitzhak Rabin, the Israeli ambassador to the United States would be on board. This was however denied by Leila Khaled and others. After this hijacking, Khaled underwent the first of several plastic surgeries intended to conceal her identity.
U.S. of A., Home of the Twinkie Defense
The expression "Twinkie Defense" derives from the 1979 trial of Dan White, a former San Francisco, California Supervisor who assassinated Mayor George Moscone and City Supervisor and gay rights activist Harvey Milk on November, 1978.
Let us all follow blindly the shining beacon of democracy that is USA. Cunts.
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