One minute of white noise...

Let's all mourn for the unheard...
A tribute to the posts and messages that never get commented or answered...
So many people, so many words yet noone shuts up and listens...
It's generation X all over again...

Wrong, wrong, wrong...

I am in the center of a shit-storm, it's so calm...
Up and down in a flimsy little boat in a raging sea, admiring the view...
I've created a god, I've created a monster...

Look up!

Up and to the left, where the blogger icon is... it's the evil kitty! SATAN's kitty! Apparently it's international Slayer day today. Well 'I'll kill you and your dreams tonight, begin new life, bleed your death upon me, let your bloodline feed my youth'.

I have a story to say...

That I do...

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Who's yo daddy! (That's me!)

Damn you!

Digital spawn of Satan OBEY ME!!!

IT DOES!

Curses and damnations!

Does it still lie?

Does it?

My blog's clock lies...

It does...

What is this child doing?

Oooooooh! Biscuits!
Keep the neurons away from me! AWAY!!!
I'm getting hazy again... I'm done for today... FACK OFF!!!
Put the keyboard down boy... Everybody here loves you, you're in a safe place...

How to make a Molotov cocktail...

This is my first usefull post so far...
Short answer: Get an empty beer bottle and fill it with 50% petrol and 50% engine oil. Shove a petrol-drenched piece of cloth in the bottle's neck. Light. Fling.
Long answer: The term Molotov cocktail covers a great number of incendiary devices. Any kind of breakable container will do but beer bottles are probably the best bet. In the container there are usually two agents, the first is highly flammable (for obvious reasons) and the second viscous (for sticking on stuff). This means that you can make a Molotov cocktail with petrol and juice concentrate or petrol and liquid soap or cheap alcohol and engine oil. Make your own combinations, experiment. Watch 'em burn baby...

Leeches...

Mmm,bloodsucking parasites... always nice to find one on you. This is the bloodsucking parasite I have blessed the online community with. It will ooze its acidic digestive enzymes and suck up the liquid remains. I HAVE COME FOR YOUR FIRSTBORN!!!

It's ALIVE!!!It's ALIVE!!!!

Hear the beckoning of my crusty revenge! This blog is ALIVE...