Right. So me and some friends that I haven't seen for some time, got together and were talking smack. And we came up with the singular, most effective way to ruin your child's life. And make them hate you. Forever and ever. And ever. And this is by giving them the appropriate name. Now listen as I impart my wisdom. This is our imaginary child's full name:
Fontleroy Felix Edward Lloyd Arthur Titus Ignatius Optimus Smythe-Boddington.
or as known by friends: Font F.E.L.A.T.I.O. Smythe-Boddington.
Go on. Ruin your child's life.
Fontleroy Felix Edward Lloyd Arthur Titus Ignatius Optimus Smythe-Boddington.
or as known by friends: Font F.E.L.A.T.I.O. Smythe-Boddington.
Go on. Ruin your child's life.
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