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This is a picture of two mating leopard slugs. They are both hermaphrodite and that phosphorescent blue flower that seems to be growing out of both of their heads is their entangled penises.

That's right they're exchanging semen and they have their dicks on the side of their heads. You should see this in motion (get a copy of David Attenborough's 'Life in the Undergrowth' NOW!!!) it is beautiful beyond words.

Oh! and the whole thing is happening upside-down while hanging from a rope made of their mucus.

Every single time I am dumbfounded...

Here you go ya ignorant bastards! Enlighten yourselves! Click here to commence the slug-shagging!

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