There was an old pirate who was fluent in Thai
Who walked on a peg-leg and saw with one eye
He sailed many seas
Caught a venereal disease
But tragically choked on a pie
The cucumber suicidesThere was a cucumber
With a fetish for lumber
Who was often the victim of strife
People called him a veggie
Gave him many a wedgie
And sadly, he took his own life
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