Doreen has an Alligator


Oh creepy child how I feel for you. You just consolidated a new trend. I wonder why this died off. I want to ride an alligator damn it!

(notice the even creepier suited goon in the background, damn!)

Oliphaunt Messiah

This is the Son of the Elephant God, Ganesha. His mum was impregnated by a winged elephant messenger. That's him in the womb. Say hi. One day he will die for the sins of all elephant-kind.